gotta learn to not drink coffee after 6 pm (or: i miss u sleep cum back 2 me)

a story by me

(i just hate everyone a good majority of the time but i always love arrested development)

how am i supposed to write a paper when there are so many important things on tv and so many loads of laundry to be done?

you say it enough times you think you might start to mean it

just submitted the worst paper of probably my entire academic career lul

i was going to write about all the cheesy things that make me happy right now, like sleeping in the middle of a bed that comfortably fits two, and soft pads of fingers and cuddling with you and your dog while watching adventure time and not really minding driving home in the rain or procrastinating studying, because i get to see you again tomorrow and everything’s okay, you know? everything’s really good.

other good things: etta james and other bluesy ladies, dining hall bagels (no, seriously), big oranges, showering, by noon tomorrow i will officially be done with this semester, i can use my nikon for real life things again, got a 93 on the second philosophy exam so i will probably get an A in the class itself (hollerrrr)!